Five

Trying to figure out a way to express your feelings without bumming other people out or making them worry about you is hard.

Old Conversations

Me: Cock
Victor: I have ten of them
Me: sweet
Victor: Ten thousand
Me: even better
Victor: lol
Me: I ran out of alcohol
Victor: in a house full of gay dudes?

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Victor: Quite the conundrum
Me: more like cocknundrum
Victor: wat?
Me: I don't know
I'm trying to insert cock into everything
Victor: You cannot insert cock into anything
You do not possess one

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Victor: Ew work.
EW!
EWWWWWW!
EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Did that make you chuckle even a wee bit?
Me: it did, yes
Victor: my loins throb at this knowledge
Me: lol

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